Cold hard cash

Me: Hi Cliff, what are you doing today? Are you free to help me?
Cliff: Why, what’s up?
(I tell him)
Cliff: Can, what time?
Me: Around 3 or 4pm, I’ll be in Amcorp Mall
Cliff: WTF you want me to go to Amcorp Mall?!
Me: Yes please…I’ll buy you dinner?
Cliff: Whaaaat?!
Me: Lunch?
Cliff: I don’t want food! I want cold hard cash!! (cracks up)

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